Hello Noobs

obligatorymeangirlsreference:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

(via unfollovving)

Joke of the day.

drtanner-sfw:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」

「Yes.」
「Oui.」
「Sí.」
「Ja.」

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Alright, I grinned a little bit.

(Source: flyingscotsman, via tonyabbot)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via pizza)

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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(Source: pokec0re, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via awkwardvagina)

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms, via pizza)

nightshade2012:

thelittleyellowdiary:

Only Emma Watson can wisp her hair right back into place…

the more you stare the more magical it gets

nightshade2012:

thelittleyellowdiary:

Only Emma Watson can wisp her hair right back into place…

the more you stare the more magical it gets

(Source: mattsgifs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

(Source: hotdadjpg, via perks-of-being-chinese)

vvouter:

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

you guys actually call it laughing cow cheese thatsit im done

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via penisvvrinkle)